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Air Force strips 17 officers of control of nuclear missiles after inspection earns a D
Wed May 8, 2013
Perhaps the Air Force should consider relieving the male soldiers of the ability to use their penis' since there appears to be a breakdown in their ability to not rape other soldiers.
Missile launch is North Korea's exit strategy, analysts say
Fri Apr 12, 2013
"test" or not we should shoot sown anything that goes up, then bomb LiL Kim's Palace as a warning about ever opening his mouth again. I'm no fan of Reagan but dropping a bomb in Kadaffi's livingroom kept things quiet in Lybia for about 25 years, lets try that with N Korea. Enough of this BS every tw …
Spelling bee whizzes will also be quizzed on definitions
Tue Apr 9, 2013
I don't really see a problem with doing this, but then it's no longer a "spelling-bee" it's an oral vocabulary test.
NASA moon rock sting terrifies elderly woman
Mon Oct 24, 2011
I had a real problem with this right up to the point in the story where it talks about Mrs Davis using words like "black market" and acknowledging she was aware moon rocks could not be sold openly. She knew she was breaking the law, maybe a bit of an over reaction to scare her to the point of pissin …
Karzai: Afghanistan will back Pakistan if US attacks
Sun Oct 23, 2011
This has got to be the last straw! Bring our kids home, why are they there dying for these people? Tell Pakistan and Afganistan to kill each other all they want but that if they so much as sneeze and the mist from their noses touches anything outside their boarders The US will turn them into a Nucli …
KC bishop charged with not alerting police on child porn
Fri Oct 14, 2011
In response to several other post; NO Religion (Atheism) is still a religion in the same way OFF is a TV Channel. Also Don't think this is what the bible meant by "Jesus loves the little children" ? But who knows, parents teach small children first that fire is hot and being burned is extremely pain …
Factbox: Protests in Middle East, North Africa
Fri Jan 14, 2011
"It is their religion and culture that is causing them the over population problem, do we want that culture to destroy the West as well?" - MOS HELL NO THAT'S CHRISTIANITY'S JOB IN THE WEST!! NO OUTSOURCING OF THE AMERICAN TALIBAN'S JOBS TO MEMBERS OF THEIR EASTERN CHAPTERS.
Thousands mourn at funeral for 9-year-old Christina Green
Thu Jan 13, 2011
How dare you criticize how group of people for how they choose to grieve! Which is simply what your comment implies. Over 25,000 people from the Tucson community showed up spontaneously to that MEMORIAL, NOT BY DEMOCRATIC INVITATION! There were no applause signs being lit up, no aides side stage put …
South gains electoral clout in Census tally
Mon Dec 20, 2010
I live in Texas where we have had a Republican Governor since 1994 and we have no state tax . We picked up 4 seats in this Census the most of any state. This population boom has not translated into a thriving economy. Texas had an $11 billion budget deficit for 2010 and are looking at a $24 billion …
Romney announces exploratory committee
Mon Apr 11, 2011
Mitt Romney announces his Presidential Bid on the fifth anniversary of the health reform law he passed in Massachusetts. The Very legislation that is going to hang him out to dry in The Republican Primary.....classic timing!
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